The inaugural event in the 2015-2015 season started… well… kinda … slow. Even pocket rockets couldn’t take it home. After the longest slog in recent memory, Moe took home the bracelet and a bottle of Earth’s finest Chardonnay.
“As many fingers as you want, Moe.” – Junior
*wet slurping sound* – Junior
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge aces.” – Coach
Screech becomes Peewee.
“The optimizer is computing… Please input cards.” – Moe
As the dealer, “Come on, dealer!” – Waxcuses
“Diggers and hoes. HUGE ones!” – Siri
“🎤Peewee loves cock and balls… 🎶 put ‘Em in your mouth and dance with me 🎼” – Chorus
Bieber unleashes the four-card megaflop!
