Waxcuses hosted Screech’s last GOPT event before heading west. He won the bracelet, but there wasn’t one to give. For shame.
One shot deferred by Junior.
05:47AM: Siri’s out, so Screech is bringing chips, Junior has the timer, and Waxcuses has the table.
06:50PM: Masta Pu$$y is assumed last place in the first tournament.
06:51PM: Waxcuses doesn’t have any music system.
06:55PM: Andre is spending his time ordering man sanitizer.
07:06PM: Mary J Blige showed up.
07:11PM: Andre: “straight!” …. Oh shit. Just most of a straight.
07:12PM: Waxcuses earns three shots in one deal.
07:31PM: Screech — “no cocks tonight!” Coach “ladies night!”
07:47PM: “Screech, is it in yet?” — “yeah, that’s the entirety”
08:15PM: 9 handed at 200 400
08:25PM: 400/800 8 handed.
08:33PM: 7 handed at 400/800
08:37PM: Small stack special.
08:40PM: 6 at 800/1600
08:46PM: Quick outs.
09:01PM: Cheers to a whale’s vagina. Shots of tequila feel weird without Masta Pu$$y.
09:07PM: Waxcuses spells shocker “socker” while searching on the Apple TV. Happy joker night!
09:27PM: Junior defers a shot.
09:28PM: “Are those two clubs?” Coach: “I can conform.”
09:31PM: “This is the Philippine nipple twister! Two in vanilla, one in Manila!” – Moe
09:32PM: Masta Pu$$y misses the first game for a meeting, gets blinded in long into the second game.
09:37PM: Waxcuses showing rampant bacon collar.
10:05PM: Masta Pu$$y’s Miller lite can was born on October 24, 2011.
10:51PM: Lights are out. That’s a shot.
11:11PM: River win for Screech over Andre.
11:13PM: No bracelet for Screech. That’s a shot for Siri.
