An extraordinary collection of mishaps, the 88th GOPT event went off with several hitches.
Andre was on a tear, and almost took his second bracelet. A 6 on the turn (which doubled up Junior late in the second game) was the first in a series of nails in his coffin. Mrs. Clay Matthews took home the bracelet.
Moe took over mid-deal with the second deck of cards, almost changing the outcome of the night.
Moe was crowned the 2015-2016 champion. And when I say he was crowed, I mean that everyone forgot it was the last game of the season and left.
Waxcuses and Moe failed to pay their buy-ins and dues, so they each owe two shots next time, according to rule 3.1.3.