Number 90! Siri got a cake, which was never touched.
Junior tried to introduce the mid-flop burn card, but no one else is open-minded enough to recognize its value.
Andre unveiled his new all-in phrase, “Fuck it, suck it, Kirby Puckett!”. It’s great.
Waxcuses went home victorious, after a hot start, a dry middle, and a hot end. Don’t think about that too much.
Rule 2.4 was approved unanimously.
Player rankings in a season are determined first by the total number of points earned in that season, then by total number of bracelets won in the season so far, then by finishing order in the most recent event. Whoever is ranked first by this definition at the conclusion of the season’s last event (typically in July) is the Season Champion, and will receive a double-special bracelet.
