Pork of a natural color was prepared for this end-of-season extravaganza. Junior hosted, and almost neglected to have poker chips, which were found piping hot in the trunk of his car with seconds to spare.
DJ Bueller provided the tunes for most of the evening. Mrs. Clay won the song trivia challenge.
Moe couldn’t stop talking about the logistics of shitting in a shot glass. Lots of riverboats were seen.
“I just watched Paterno. It was hard.” – Waxcuses
“I’ve got jacks.” – Coach “I’ve got jack shit.” Mrs. Clay
Siri took home the bracelet. Junior became the season champion (AKA sexiest GOPTer of the year award).
