2014–2015 Season Rankings:
- Siri (398.02 Points) Champion!
- Moe (320.86 Points)
- Andre (259.17 Points)
- Masta Pu$$y (253.58 Points)
- Junior (219.45 Points)
- Mrs. Clay Matthews (214.74 Points)
- Screech (211.44 Points)
- Coach (195.71 Points)
- Waxcuses (143.14 Points)
- The Bieb (123.92 Points)
Outcomes:
- 07/21/2015: Screech (1,4), Siri (7,1), Junior (5,3), Moe (2,7), Coach (8,2), Andre (4,6), The Bieb (6,5), Mrs. Clay Matthews (3,8)
- 06/16/2015: Siri (1,1), Andre (4,4), Junior (3,5), Coach (2,6), Screech (7,2), Mrs. Clay Matthews (8,3), Masta Pu$$y (5,7), Moe (6,8)
- 05/19/2015: Junior (1,3), Moe (6,1), Andre (5,2), Siri (4,4), Screech (3,5), Mrs. Clay Matthews (2,7), The Bieb (7,6)
- AC Baby 2015 (04/02/2015): Waxcuses (1), Siri (2), Coach (3), Masta Pu$$y (4), Screech (5), Moe (6), Junior (7)
- ESSOP (03/21/2015): Moe (1,1), The Bieb (2,4), Masta Pu$$y (4,3), Junior (7,2), Siri (3,7), Andre (6,5), Mrs. Clay Matthews (5,6), Screech (8,8)
- 02/19/2015: Moe (2,1), Screech (1,2), Waxcuses (5,3), Andre (4,7), Junior (3,8), Masta Pu$$y (8,4), Siri (7,5), Mrs. Clay Matthews (6,6)
- 01/20/2015: Screech (2,1), Masta Pu$$y (1,4), Junior (6,2), Coach (3,6), Siri (7,3), The Bieb (5,5), Andre (4,7)
- Delaware Park (01/02/2015): Siri (1), Moe (2), Andre (3), Coach (4), Masta Pu$$y (5), Screech (6), Mrs. Clay Matthews (7), Junior (8)
- 12/22/2014: Andre (3,2), Siri (2,6), Masta Pu$$y (1,7), The Bieb (6,3), Waxcuses (5,4), Mrs. Clay Matthews (4,5), Coach (9,1), Junior (8,8), Moe (7,9)
- 11/24/2014: Mrs. Clay Matthews (2,2), Siri (5,1), Andre (4,4), Masta Pu$$y (3,5), Junior (1,8), Waxcuses (9,3), Moe (6,6), The Bieb (7,7), Screech (8,9), Coach (10,10)
- 10/28/2014: Siri (1,1), Junior (4,2), Moe (3,4), Mrs. Clay Matthews (2,5), Andre (6,3), Screech (5,6), Coach (7,7)
- 09/18/2014: Mrs. Clay Matthews (2,1), Moe (3,3), Masta Pu$$y (5,2), Coach (1,7), Siri (4,6), Andre (7,4), Junior (6,5)
Hosts, Notes, and Quotes
| Date | Host/Major Name | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 07/21/2015 | Moe | Event details. |
| 06/16/2015 | Mrs. Clay Matthews | Mrs. Matthews’s First Host, 75th GOPT bracelet event. “The entirety.” |
| 05/19/2015 | Junior | Junior’s First Host |
| 04/02/2015 | AC Baby | Waxcuses takes it home. |
| 03/21/2015 | ESSOP | Most importantly, Junior beat Masta Pu$$y at ping-pong. |
| 02/19/2014 | Waxcuses | Turd TV |
| 01/20/2014 | Siri | |
| 01/02/2014 | Delaware Park | Siri’s long slog to split-pot victory. |
| 12/22/2014 | Coach | Andre did it. He actually did it. |
| 11/24/2014 | Screech | |
| 10/28/2014 | Moe | Siri’s Pimped Out Table Reveal. First night with GOPT iPhone app. |
| 09/18/2014 | Andre | |
| 08/26/2014 | Waxcuses | |
| 07/01/2014 | Siri | |
| 05/21/2014 | Coach |
